This is about all I do. I’m so cool :/ haha #adventuretime #food
my mother doesn’t like tattoos
art belongs on a wall
well i say no one
not even my mother
gets to tell me that i can’t
be a masterpiece
"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy."
"There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground."
Cameron Tucker, Modern Family
Advertisement featuring Boris Karloff and Jack Pierce, for The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
(Source: vintagegal, via vintagegal)
Welcome to Octopia!
He can’t talk, but, man, can he rock. Say hello to the baddest baby in the whole damn town, Animal!
Uh-oh, sounds like one of the babies has a fever… Dance fever that is! Let’s hear it for Dazzle!
And now the stand-up who can’t even sit up. Give it up for Punch Line!
But all the laughs in the world won’t protect you from the stern discipline of the Baron.
…And the rest!
(Source: fyspringfield.com, via fyspringfield)